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Enclosure.in Sky 3d 13h ago
in Open 1w 4d ago
Sasori, Male Babysitter ch. 1Sasori sighed as he walked to 's front door.Sasori, Male Babysitter ch. 1
Me with children. Hell no. I'd probaly have to kill them all to make them shut up. he snickered.
He knocked on the front door. A short woman with blond hair that came just about to her shoulders opened the door. She wore a blue jacket with black capris. She had a tired look in her eye.
Shit...That must mean her kids are alot of work... thought Sasori.
"You must be Chiyo's grandson. I'm Mizu. Very nice to meet you." she said happily as she shook Sasori's hand.
"You must come inside to meet the children!" she said pulling him inside. &n
in Fan Fiction 1w 6d ago
Sasori, Male Babysitter pro."Sasori, you need a job." said Chiyo.Sasori, Male Babysitter pro.
"What?" asked Sasori, who had just walked through the front door, and collasped onto the couch.
"Job. J-O-B. Most people have them to, uhm, I don't know...Support themselves so they don't have to live off of other people...like, for instance, their grandmother." said Chiyo, her voice thick with sacarsm.
"Where would someone hire me to work?" asked Sasori. "Look at me. I'm a puppet. I certainly can't be a exterminator, because if I ever found teremites, they would surely ambush me." said Sasori.
"How about you at least make an attempt to find one?" asked
in Fan Fiction on 7/7/08
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EuphoricDevious Information
- Current Age: Why don't you guess?
- Current Residence: None of your business, ho.
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: ....Uhm.
- Interests: Aishiteru ze Baby, Naruto, Shugo Chara, Azumanga Daioh.
- Favourite movie: The Rage:Carrie 2
- Favourite band or musician: Alesana, Breathe Carolina, Flyleaf, Fall Out Boy.
- Favourite genre of music: Anything that doesn't sound horrible.
- Favourite artist: Kishimoto Masashi, Kiyohiko Azuma
- Favourite poet or writer: Shel Silverstein
- Favourite photographer: Don't really have one...
- MP3 player of choice: Ipod.
- Shell of choice: Sasuke.
- Wallpaper of choice: Whatever the hell I want.
- Skin of choice: Is my skin ok?
- Favourite gaming platform: Screw Xbox, I play old school Nintendo.
- Favourite cartoon character: Yuzuyu(Such a cute five year old!)
- Personal Quote: "If you try to steal my Ipod, I'll kill you."
- Tools of the Trade: My Pencil, Scanner, Ipod(Music gives me inspiration!)
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Devious Comments
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Soulja Boy in Mexico,
He cannot speak espanol,
Needs to find his language book
and look up the word hoe
Now Ole! Crank that immigrant!
*I have nothing against immigrants, for all you close minded people.
--
And Jealousy's the cousin, the cousin of Greed.
The inside lingo had me at hello.
And we go where, the money goes.
--
Santa Clause has the right idea...visit people only once a year.
--
[I'm The Transexual Aunt Who Comes Round And Whips Her Penis Out Evey Now And Again - Bert McCracken]
--
[I'm The Transexual Aunt Who Comes Round And Whips Her Penis Out Evey Now And Again - Bert McCracken]
--
If you cried when Axel faded, copy and paste this into your signature.
------
i have a twin sister... she's here [link]
mine: [link]
--
And Jealousy's the cousin, the cousin of Greed.
The inside lingo had me at hello.
And we go where, the money goes.
--
///Majestification///
aka
///Perfection Fades///
--
I like to eat dog food ^^
--
And Jealousy's the cousin, the cousin of Greed.
The inside lingo had me at hello.
And we go where, the money goes.
--
...four little ducks went out one day, over the hills and far away, mother duck said WATCH IT.
--
cheese: i eat a lady... i took her arms... XDD
--
i watch my watchers back ^_^
--
i suck a life... don't u????????
--
When I was little, I had this Arthur game, and there were this school of happy fish, and then this big walrus came and ate them. Been afraid of Walruses ever since.
-Dominque, my friend.
--
i suck a life... don't u????????
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
--
my uncle says, "You can't write a great thing twice, not even if you copy it word for word."
~
the person who said "nothing is impossible" apparently never tried slamming a revolving door, or catch smoke with their bare hands.
~
I like MOO and WEASELS
Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
--
~~
~~
My BRAWL friend code 1762-4172-8589 if you have a code to give it to me and we can BATTLE XD
--
~~
~~
My BRAWL friend code 1762-4172-8589 if you have a code to give it to me and we can BATTLE XD
--
~~
~~
My BRAWL friend code 1762-4172-8589 if you have a code to give it to me and we can BATTLE XD
--
When I was little, I had this Arthur game, and there were this school of happy fish, and then this big walrus came and ate them. Been afraid of Walruses ever since.
-Dominque, my friend.
--
~~
~~
My BRAWL friend code 1762-4172-8589 if you have a code to give it to me and we can BATTLE XD
--
When I was little, I had this Arthur game, and there were this school of happy fish, and then this big walrus came and ate them. Been afraid of Walruses ever since.
-Dominque, my friend.
--
~~
~~
My BRAWL friend code 1762-4172-8589 if you have a code to give it to me and we can BATTLE XD
--
When I was little, I had this Arthur game, and there were this school of happy fish, and then this big walrus came and ate them. Been afraid of Walruses ever since.
-Dominque, my friend.
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